Half the fun of owning a boat—well, aside from actually spending time on the water—is coming up with a quirky, clever name for it. Here are a boatload that we wish we’d thought of.
Outdoors
Clever boat names we wish we’d thought of
She Got the House
Well, if you’re going to get divorced, you might as well make the best of it.
Jeannius
This really only works if your name is Jean—or you’re particularly devoted to irony.
Aboat Time
Isn't that all the time?
Pier Pressure
Funny puns are funny.
Nautibuoy
Sailors are particularly creative spellers when it comes to boating puns.
Moor Often Than Knot
For this to be good advice, it should really read, “Moor often, then knot.”
Yeah Buoy
A pick-up line like that is sure to score you a buoyfriend.
The Codfather
C’mon, sailing is an offer you can’t refuse.
Pugboat
This really only works if you own more than three pugs.
Seas the Day
Followed closely by a fishing boat called “Carp diem.”
Fahrfrüm Würken
German’s such a sophisticated….wait a second…
Bad to the Bow
OK, so you have to mispronounce “bow” to make this work, but points for effort.
Unsinkable II
Second time’s lucky…
Feeling Nauti
What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
Piece of Ship
Also, “Ship for brains,” “Ship’s creek,” “No ship,” “Deep ship” and...well, you get the point.
Marlin Monroe
Now, if they’d spelled it MonROW, that would have been awesome.
Taco the Town
Mmmmmm…..tacos.
