9 yard signs for people who just crave privacy

In Canada, Thin Mints are only available in the fall, so for the rest of the year, you’re all set.

Hey, if you’re going to have to listen to a pitch, you might as well get paid for it. Right?

Is there anything more awkward than a stranger at your door? Seriously. It’s weird.

You don’t need to tell them that your T-Rex is a stuffed animal...RAWR!

Even then, there are only so many boxes of bad chocolate almonds one household should be expected to buy.

This one’s a little more specific to the dog-owners in your neighbourhood. It gets its point across nicely, we think. Bonus points for the highly instructive graphic element.

There’s nothing worse than finally getting your baby to nap, only to have him or her woken up by a dinging doorbell and an enthusiastic mutt.

And if you don’t have a dog, you can always release the attack cats. At the very least, your unwelcome callers will leave with pant legs full of cat hair.

Well, if someone’s going to barge in on you unannounced, they should at least make themselves useful.