We love technology. (A smartphone is just straight-up better than a box of crayons on a long car ride.) But the lake is the place for classics, like these time-tested toys and activities.
Use pool noodles
An enthusiastic fist bump to whoever invented this multi-purpose floating wonder. What else can kids—and, c’mon now, adults—use for hours of water-logged hilarity? Plus, noodle. Heh.
Eat hot dogs
Kid friendly? Kid intended. Cookable over a campfire, hand-held, and completely appropriate drowned in ketchup. Don’t get too bothered about what, exactly, is in them. (But it’s mainly small cuts of meat, plus spices, water, and some curing agents. No lips. No eyeballs.)
Whether or not you achieve multiple bounces, or even one, doesn’t really matter. The fun is in searching for and finding those perfectly smooth, beautiful, flat disks—and then chucking them into the lake!
Read, you know, books
Remember books? Or Archie comics? Or any words printed on paper?
You’ll need a good stick. Keep the business end away from your hair and wash it every so often. (Ants.)
Grab the inner tube
Disregarding the potential for pain—smokin’ hot black rubber vs. leg flesh—the inner tube was a classic water toy for every cottager, and it’s still awesome. (But seriously: don’t leave these things out in the sun.)
Embrace water shoes
Some footwear—um, the wedge running shoe?—is weird. But anything that goes from rocky shoreline to slimy lake bottom to snacks on the dock is always a yes.
A pail and a shovel!
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